Moment #11502 – Stop
A Cease and Desist Request to the City Council:
Please stop taking my bicycles. I have more than enough leftover keys now. I don’t need any more.
When I give you my tax money, it’s not so that you can spend it on making every single space in the city a no-parking zone. It’s not so that you can take my property from me and then try and sell it back to me. It’s not so that you can come and steal my bike from in front of my home while I am sleeping.
Now I have yet another new bicycle. I have it for a reason. I need it. I own it. It’s mine.
And these keys don’t need any more friends.
Please stop taking my bicycles.